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  • Art Fazil: Really Lah Your Vote Is Secret! Really Really Secret!

    Art Fazil: Really Lah Your Vote Is Secret! Really Really Secret!

    Your Vote Is Secret. Is it?

    1. In GE 2011 I volunteered to be the counting agent for SDP. I was assigned to Woodgrove Primary School Counting Centre.

    2. I did so not because I was an SDP member but I volunteered because they needed people to help to observe the counting.

    3. The job to count the votes are done by counting officers. They are mostly civil service people who kena arrow to do the job.

    4. The job as counting agent was to observe that each ballot paper was accounted for i.e. that every single ballot paper with the correctly marked space are all accounted for. In this case, it was for the SDP. The PAP counting agent would do the same.

    5. I also learned the process of how voting is conducted and to see if it really was a secret as it has always been said.

    6. This is what happened to your ballot papers:

    7. You come to the registration centre with your IC

    8. The polling agent will then check your name/IC number against the ballot paper.

    9. Your ballot paper has a serial number BUT not your IC number.

    10. Repeat: Your ballot paper has a serial number BUT not your IC number.

    11. The serial number is necessary so that the political parties do not go and suka-suka print extra ballot paper for themselves.

    12. Even your 4D tickets got serial number.

    13. Once it all tallies, the ballot paper is given to you. You then walk to the counter with the partitions to mark X on the political party of your choice. Once completed you fold it in half.

    14. You then walk to the ballot box and put the ballot paper into the box.

    15. After voting time is over, all the ballot boxes will be brought to the counting centre.

    16. The police will escort all ballot boxes from various polling stations to the counting centre.

    17. They will then begin to pour all the ballot papers onto the tables for counting.

    18. The counting process is like this- they manually sort out which X was marked against which party’s logo. It’s that primitive.

    19. Each party gets a pile each on the table. If there are two parties, there will be two piles.

    20. We can see the ballot papers and we can check which ballot paper was marked X to which party.

    21. So sometimes, if a ballot paper is not clearly marked, each party’s
    counting agent can argue if the X was clearly for his party or if it was a spoilt vote.

    22. So please do not spoil your vote. Its leceh for the counting agents to argue on a half-fuck scrawl by a zombie kampung pisang.

    23. Repeat : Please do not spoil your vote. The politicians, MPs or ministers don’t get to see your scrawl. if you want to protest against the government, please vote the other party, not the picture with the lightning.

    24. Ok once the counting is done, and we know who won the election, all the ballot papers, both the pro-PAP and Opposition will be put inside boxes.

    25. No one has the time to look through each ballot paper individually to see who voted for who. It would be almost midnight by then and everyone especially the polling agents, counting officers and counting agents would be tired as hell.

    26. So please do not imagine that someone is out there to check your ballot papers and to see if you had voted for a monkey or a rat’s ass. You are not that important.

    27. Once the ballot papers are put in the boxes, the boxes would in turn be sealed.

    28. This whole process is meticulously done and is observed by both party members.

    29. The representative of each party will then sign on the seal of the boxes.

    30. This ensures that no one can open these boxes at any time, not the PAP, the government, the Opposition, not King Kong, not even Ah Kong LKY. These boxes are then stored for 6 months in a vault where no one can open unless there is a court order. It only happens if a political party is not happy with the results and wants a recount.

    31. This, thankfully has never happened in Singapore since elections began.

    32. After 6 months, the boxes are then taken out of the safety vault. I said the boxes- not the ballot papers! Faham? Kapisch? Eh Hiao, Bo?

    33. Each representative of the political parties will then check each box to ensure no seal on the boxes have been tampered with. That means no one came in the middle of the night to open the sealed boxes to check individual ballot papers of your auntie or my uncle and if they had voted for the Opposition.

    34. Once all the representatives are satisfied that there was no tampering of the sealed boxes, they will then destroy the boxes in the furnace. Poof!

    35. That is the end of the life of your ballot paper.

    36. The moral of the story is no one can check on who you voted for. Your vote is absolutely secret. No shit about that.

    37. The only way for people to know who you voted for is if you put it up on your Facebook status.

    38. Repeat: Your vote is secret.

    39. Now go tell your mother, aunties and grannies about this.

    40. I know so cause I was a counting agent in GE2011.

    Yours Truly,

    Art Fazil

    The End.

     

    Source: Rilek Brader

  • Male Flasher Spotted In Punggol

    Male Flasher Spotted In Punggol

    Please help share if you care, for parents with young children, please take note, please be aware, please be vigilant, please take extra precaution.

    For the ladies as well.

    It was brought to my attention that my cousin’s domestic helper was heading of from the house to pick up my 4yrs old niece after school at the school transport drop of point. She has my 2yrs old nephew along waiting for my niece, it happened during bright daylight, a middle age Indian guy followed the helper to the bus-stop in Punggol, and came seated beside the helper exposing his private part and touching it beside the helper. Bright daylight! You heard it right. Hence the helper move away holding my nephew and the guy was seated there doing his gross actions. When my niece’s school bus came, the guy ran off. The poor Panicking and crying helper seek help from the transport lady which she came forward with the driver and saw the guy running away. During that moment, transport auntie called up my sis and told her about the incident, and that was when the transport auntie usher the helper together with my niece and nephew to the block assuring that the guy ran off.

    The helper held my nephew and grab my niece and took the lift home, the scariest thing happened, the Indian man appeared at the lift on level 2, when the lift door opened, he walked into the lift, the panicking helper grab the kids and hide them away from this fellow, he unzipped himself and exposing himself in the lift and asking the helper to touch his private area, poor her was crying and the kids were so scare and started crying as well, the worst has yet to come, he commented to the helper, if she don’t want to touch his private part, get the little girl which is my 4yrs old niece to touch (how sick!!!), being a good helper to the family shield the traumatizing kids away from guy and escaped moment when the lift door opened!

    Police report has been made, and investigation is on going, we would like to urge everyone to be extra careful, there’s camera in the lift but we have yet to receive information from the police then which resulted us to have to head down for update.

    We all know that it’s The big thing going on now GE2015, but I suppose that this type of crime is every more important, we are now talking about the safety of the general public, traumatizing children, traumatizing helper and worry parents & relatives.

    Please help share this post even if you are not staying in Punggol estate, I believe the more people who are aware of this incident, the more voices made, the more efficiency and faster action can be taken. Your every share can help and prevent the future crime and harm to the vulnerable ones especially young children.

    To uphold the law, to protect life & property. ‪#‎singaporepoliceforce‬ ‪#‎spf‬

    Regards
    A very upsetting uncle

     

    Source: Derrick Tan

     

  • Yaacob Ibrahim: Consider The Progress Made By Malay Community Over Past 50 Years Under PAP

    Yaacob Ibrahim: Consider The Progress Made By Malay Community Over Past 50 Years Under PAP

    Minister-in-charge of Muslim Affairs Yaacob Ibrahim has urged Malay voters to think wisely and consider the progress the community had made in partnership with the People’s Action Party (PAP) government when they cast their votes on Friday (Sept 11).

    “By and large, the Malay community has something good going for them here,” Dr Yaacob said on Wednesday (Sept 9). “I hope they will think wisely and vote wisely (for) their future.”

    The improvements in 50 years have been “tremendous” in such areas as education and religious life, and Dr Yaacob said he foresees his community continuing to benefit from the PAP Government’s programmes.

    Speaking to reporters after a morning visit to the Beo Crescent market to woo voters, he also addressed the issue of Muslim women not being allowed to wear headscarves in certain jobs. One such case is nurses in government hospitals.

    He said the PAP’s Malay MPs, including himself, are sympathetic to those facing such restrictions and have raised the matter with Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong.

    “PM Lee has said the policy is not cast in stone. To me, that is a very good sign,” added Dr Yaacob, who is Minister for Communications and Information.

    The issue has been raised on the hustings by some opposition parties who have charged the interests of the Malay-Muslim community have not been sufficiently looked after.

    Dr Yaacob noted that generally, there are no restrictions on Muslim women wearing headscarves in the wider community.

    But at workplaces with restrictions, he pledged to continue to work with employers to accommodate headscarves “in a flexible way”.

    He is confident the change “will come in time”.

    He also noted that like others, the Malay community is not problem-free.

    “But the important thing is whether we are dealing with them.”

    He appealed to Malay voters to be patient as it takes time to solve the problems. “We don’t have a magic wand. The opposition believe they can solve all the problems in five years. I will be very surprised (if they do),” he added.

    Looking ahead, he sees government programmes like Fresh Start Housing Scheme improving further his community’s quality of life.

    The scheme to help second-timer rental households own a two-room flat was announed by PM Lee at the National Day Rally last month.

    Noting it will benefit many Malay families, Dr Yaacob said: “Whenever I come across Malay families, I ask them and they tell me they want to get out of rental housing… and have a permanent home.”

     

    Source: www.straitstimes.com

  • Prediction Of More Misery Should PAP Win

    Prediction Of More Misery Should PAP Win

    The PAP often tells us to look at their track records. Well I have, and I am pretty confident that I have a pretty good idea of what they are doing, or their lack thereof for that matter.

    Truth be told, looking at the track record of the voters in Singapore, the PAP stands a high chance of winning.

    I have compiled a list, of what citizens should expect, should the PAP win the mandate, and be allowed to continue their reign unopposed for another 5 years.

    Keep in mind that while these are mostly speculations, they are based on the track record of the PAP. Feel free to disagree with hit.

    Here is the list:
    1) Primary focus of the government to be on the economy-
    2) More foreigners will come in-
    3) Population will eventually hit 6.9 million and beyond-
    4) GST will rise again-
    5) More sponsoring of free scholarships to foreign students-
    6) More investments to foreign countries from government-owned institutions, using state-controlled funds-
    7) More spending on celebrations and public events-
    8) More exorbitant housing prices-
    9) More mandatory insurance plans that you have to pay for-
    10) Even higher public transport costs-
    11) Press freedom index ranking will drop even lower-
    12) More unopposed unilateral one-sided decisions in parliament-
    13) More politicians suing ordinary citizens-
    14) More unexplained revocation of patents-
    15) More government organizations applying for protection from harassment act-
    16) More unfair use of NSFs-
    17) More mudslinging from the ruling party-

    And here are the details. Be warned, it is long.

    1) Primary focus of the government to be on the economy-

    Regardless of the claims by word-of-mouth, the goal and aim of the government had always been clear: the Economy. Boosting the economy at all costs has always been their objective, and will continue to be so.

    2) More foreigners will come in-

    The PAP has made it crystal clear, they will not stop the inflow of foreigners, they will merely slow down the inflow.

    It’s like you’re fast approaching the edge of the cliff, but the driver chooses to decelerate instead of braking hard.

    These foreigners may indeed boost the economy. But the large numbers also pose a problem for citizens, as these foreigners will be competing with the true citizens for resources, which include jobs, housing, public transportation, and even basic necessities.

    3) Population will eventually hit 6.9 million and beyond-

    You have to ask yourself, of these 6.9 million, how many of them will be true Singaporeans? Do we have the necessary infrastructure and resources to support a 6.9 million population?

    If the answer is yes, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about!

    But I suggest you take a look at our MRT stations, our HDB queues, our foodcourt and hawker-center crowds, our school balloting, and think carefully first.

    4) GST will rise again-

    Going by the PAP track record, there is a very high likelihood that GST will eventually rise again. I personally estimate this at 9%, though some say it will be higher.

    5) More sponsoring of free scholarships to foreign students-

    A recent report say that in recent years, at least 20 million a year is funded to give foreign students free scholarships. The exact figures of the total amount spent so far for foreign scholarships is unclear.

    The PAP has also made it clear that they will not stop funding foreign students with free scholarships.

    Personally, I think that 20 million is a lot, and this money could have been better spent on our own citizens. But what the hell do I know? PAP knows everything, so throw out your encyclopedias, and never visit wikipedia again.

    6) More investments to foreign countries from government-owned institutions, using state-controlled funds-

    http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB124350003544761935
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qFUDmsFTYk

    In spite of the claims made by local media bragging about the huge profits made, many reports I have read talked about the billion dollar losses made by Temasek Holdings.

    Personally, when I read about this, the first few questions that come to mind are:
    Who authorized Temasek Holdings to invest money in foreign companies?
    Why is no one punished for the screw-ups?
    The money that is lost to bad investments, who does it belong to?

    Even now, Temasek Holdings and the GIC is adamant about taking state-controlled funds to invest in foreign organizations. My question is this, who authorized the government to use these funds for foreign investments?

    And till now, do we even know the true source of this money? I mean, it has to come from somewhere, right? Do we even know where did the money that was lost to bad investments, come from?

    I really don’t understand why this money needs to be invested elsewhere, or why it even needs to be invested at all. Why can’t this money be used to invest in Singapore itself?

    When the Singapore government chooses to invest state-controlled funds to invest in foreign organizations, it really shows how much confidence they have in our own country.

    7) More spending on celebrations and public events-

    Without a doubt, more money will be spent on events similar to SG50 celebrations. More events like the YOG will be held.

    The YOG was grossly overbudgetted, with no one punished for the oversight. But the good news is that the government learns from their mistakes. So this year, in the SEA Games, the organizers outsourced for free volunteers instead of paid workers. That greatly reduced the costs for manpower. The plan was so simple yet so brilliant, I can’t help but be amazed. Why pay for workers when you can get them for free?

    To quote a line from the Noose:
    If the government can spend so much money on two useless pandas, they must be treating the people really well!

    Obviously, more money should go into such events, and NOT social spending. Having more money on social spending will lead citizens to have a clutch mentality and cause them to be dependent on government handouts.

    Right?

    8) More exorbitant housing prices-

    Someone once claimed that you can own a hdb flat with $1000 per month salary.

    Seriously?

    I’m not going to call that bullshit. But to me, it sounds like I’m looking at some kind of fringe science, where the professor draws a few impossible calculations using extreme numbers from improbable events, and presents to us the argument that something thought to be virtually impossible, is actually in fact possible.

    I’m definitely not the most mathematical oriented person. But do you honest believe that you can own a hdb flat with 1k salary?

    Let me use an example. Suppose you are an ordinary worker earning a modest $1,500 a month, trying to afford a $240,000 3 room flat. Let’s assume that you eat grass and pump every cent you earn, including your CPF, into your flat payment. It will take working at least 13+ years, just to pay off your flat alone.

    And let’s not forget the 2.6 compounded interest rates from HDB. Every year, you have to pay $6,240, just for the interest. It will reduce if you can pay, otherwise, it will snowball. How much of your salary per year do you have to sacrifice, just to pay off the interest itself?

    And on top of that, let’s not forget the fact that you DON’T actually own your flat. You rent it for 99 years. At the end of 99 years, you lose it, with NOTHING refunded back to you.

    Some people argue, HDB flats will never last 99 years, you will be moved by the government after 40 years of staying, and they will pay the rate of the remaining lease. Well that still means you don’t actually own it. Hello? When the government moves you, you think that the government is going to give you your flat for free?

    Like it or not, every year you live in your flat, you lose 1/99 of it’s value. So every year, you rent it for $2,424. And for some reason, you still have to pay land tax.

    I’m no expert on this, so feel free to correct it if you have more accurate numbers.

    The PAP claims that it is possible to own a flat with only $1k salary, and boasts of a high home-ownership ratio (99-year “ownership”) on a global scale. By all means, feel free to believe them.

    9) More mandatory insurance plans that you have to pay for-

    The PAP has already decided that you will pay for CPF Life and Medishield Life. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is. It’s been decided.

    10) Even higher public transport costs-

    Even when oil prices were dropping, and SMRT was earning record high profits, the transport fares were raised, citing a reason like “opportune time”.

    Just before elections, fare prices were announced to be dropped. But god knows how soon the next fare hike will hit us.

    It’s common knowledge that if you wish to encourage use of public transport, and improve traffic conditions, you should raise the price of private transportation, but reduce the price of public transportation. But the government, being the genius that it is, decided to raise both public and private transportation costs.

    I guess this means that the message they are trying to send us is, “Don’t go out. Stay home and sleep!”

    11) Press freedom index ranking will drop even lower-

    The PAP has already made it clear that they don’t care about the press freedom index.

    The unnamed person-in-charge said the following line:
    We manage our press, our media and our freedom of information in a way that makes sense for Singapore.

    The very same person also claims that the very same newspaper is “credible, balanced, and objective”.

    WTF……

    12) More unopposed unilateral one-sided decisions in parliament-

    When the PAP proposes a bill, it is as good as approved. No matter what kind of decision the PAP makes, the bill will be passed successfully unopposed.

    One of the most recent bill passed was about ISEAS, where only the ministers will be able to appoint board members, while the President and the other organizations will not be able to do so.

    This bill was piggy-backing on the proposed bill to honor Yusok Ishak…. I meant, Yusof Ishak.

    Of course, the WP rejected with all their might, but the bill was still passed.

    You would think that if they really wanted to honor the late president, they would actually learn to spell his name right….

    You can be sure to expect more one-sided unilateral decisions made if the PAP wins.

    13) More politicians suing ordinary citizens-

    In the past, PAP ministers would use defamation lawsuits on their political opponents.

    Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong took it a step further, and decided to sue an ordinary blogger.

    At the rate this is going, you can expect secondary and primary school students to be sued too.

    If you feel that an internet posting has defamed you, one of the first recourse is mediation. The legal recourse should only be used as a last resort.

    You see, it’s one thing to preach about a gracious and forgiving society. It’s another thing to be a gracious and forgiving person.

    14) More unexplained revocation of patents-

    If you have a patent that results in a conflict with the government’s interest, your patent does not exist.

    Dr Ting Choon Meng has a valid patent for medical vehicles as of 2005. In 2009, Mindef, instead of seeking recourse to contest or dispute the patent, they blatantly ignored it and produce their own.

    In a lawsuit that latter ensued, the court of law revoked the patent owned by Dr Ting in 2014. This is despite the fact that the proper procedure of contesting a patent not being used, and no evidence supporting the revocation was ever seen.
    http://www.ipos.gov.sg/Services/HearingsandMediation/ProceedingsatIPOS/P…

    To add insult to injury, Cyberpioneer issued the following arrogant public statement:
    Respecting Intellectual Property means honouring patents that are valid, not protecting those that aren’t.

    So let me get this straight. In 2009, Cyberpioneer could tell the future, and knew that the patent will be invalidated in 2014?

    Oh, one more thing. Did you know that you cannot apply for a patent in another country, without asking for permission first?
    http://www.ipos.gov.sg/AboutIP/TypesofIPWhatisIntellectualProperty/Whati…
    One can only wonder what the basis of that is.

    15) More government organizations applying for protection from harassment act-

    A government organization applying for protection from harassment from an individual, is possibly the stupidest thing I can think of. And yet it happened.

    It’s almost as if these people are challenging us to think of what is the most asinine thing they can possibly do, and they actually make it happen.

    These guys never fail to amaze me at whatever they do.

    16) More unfair use of NSFs-

    The LTA recently announced that NSFs can be mobilized to help SMRT in the event of an MRT breakdown.

    I have absolutely no idea how the LTA has authorization over Mindef to help a private company like SMRT. There must be some kind of grand logic here at work.

    17) More mudslinging from the ruling party-

    It is said that if you live in a house of glass, you shouldn’t throw rocks.

    Well the PAP doesn’t care. They keep attacking the WP for the lapses, even though their own management has lapses highlighted by the Auditor General Office.

    In one of the latest saga, Mr Tharman relentless carried on his attack on the WP. Despite the other problems found by the AGO, Tharman claimed that “The house is safe and there is no question whether public monies are fully accounted for.”

    Instead of correcting his own problems, he decided to attack WP for theirs. A typical rock-throwing kind of behavior.

    Conclusion:
    This is by no means an exhaustive list. But I have been paying attention to the PAP’s actions long enough to know how they handle things. Feel free to disagree if you think such things will never happen.

    Source: http://sgkbwarrior.livejournal.com

  • Only Dumb Idiots Will Ask Others To Show Gratitude To PAP

    Only Dumb Idiots Will Ask Others To Show Gratitude To PAP

    So strange. Someone asked me, “How can you have no gratitude for the good life that the PAP has given you and turn your back on the founding fathers?”

    Whaaaaat? That’s the silliest, dumbest thing that I’ve ever heard.

    Let me give you a lesson on DEMOCRACY.

    Gratitude to the previous generation of Ministers does not mean you give this party a free pass forever. These idiots really think that Singapore belongs to the PAP.

    We are all just renting a house here and we should worship them like gods. Naw dumbass.

    This is not a fuckin colony of the Emperor of PAP. All these MPs and Ministers are not Lords or Dukes. The PAP DOES NOT own the lands and the money in the reserves.

    We are not subjects in an empire. WE ARE FREE PEOPLE. Singapore belongs to the people of SIngapore.

    The PAP and whoever works in the civil service are the EMPLOYEES of Singaporeans.

    Just like any job in the world when it comes to a job review, if you are not performing well you will get cut and someone else will be hired.

    It is perfectly fine to show gratitude for the past generations who built this country up. But look at the performance of this current government and more importantly the screwed up plans that they have for the future.

    This doesn’t fly with me.

    We need a major change or the future will be very dark.

    So, I told that person, ” Maybe in 2030 or 2040, you will have no problem with sharing half of your house and half of your job with a family from China, when they raise the population to 10 million.

    But, I’m aint gonna allow that to happen, starting now.”

    Source: www.allsingaporestuff.com

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