Tag: Muslims

  • Advisory: For Those Planning To Visit Bazaar Geylang

    Advisory: For Those Planning To Visit Bazaar Geylang

    Amaran Bagi Yang Nak Ke Bazaar Geylang.

    Amaran #1

    Barang siapa yang nak ke Bazaar Geylang, walaupun tu status Facebook awak, elakkan dari menaip status yg berbau kebodohan tahap gaban. Elakkan dari menaip status seperti,

    “ALAMAK!!! Amacam boleh jumpa dekni kat sini plak!”.

    Ingat. Awak tu bukan Ronaldo atau Beyoncé. Jangan nak feeling ‘famous’ dan orang tak boleh terjumpa atau tegur. Ni Bazaar Geylang! Orang Melayu Muslim mesti lah turun sini. Kalau taknak orang yang kita kenal jumpa pergi taman haiwan!

    Amaran #2

    Barang siapa yang nak pergi Geylang untuk tangkap handsome dan jambu, please make sure muka handsome dan jambu. Jangan step pergi Geylang dgn sebab,

    “I nak beli dendeng ahh…”.

    Padahal nak tangkap handsome. Pada minah2 yg nak tangkap jambu kat Bazaar Geylang, bedak muka dengan warna tengkuk make sure tonasi jangan lari banyak! Foundation mata tak payah nak tarak mcm gila. Nanti orang ingat Kai Kai dan Jia Jia dah susah! Takut nampak beruang panda kat Bazaar!

    Amaran #3

    Harap sesiapa yang ke Bazaar Geylang sabar dengan kesesakkan orang di sana. Jangan jadi bangang tanya kat Facebook ‘kenapa ada ramai orang sey?’ Ini Bazaar Geylang! Kalau nak senyap dan takde orang, pergi kubur! Library these days pon dah bising…

    Amaran #4

    Pada minah2 baru nak 7Up, jangan feeling orang tgh tgk kan muka awak yg Mak masih cucikan seluar dalam dengan menaip status yg berbunyik,

    “Stoppit seyyy dari tadi tengok aku! Irritz purgh!”.

    Eh Bangau! Mungkin dia tengok kau pasal beberapa perkara. Antaranya,

    a) Muka kau mcm orang dia kenal.

    b) Kau pakai baju low-cut neckline nya tapi masih tak nampak apa-apa (Tipah tertipu!)

    7) Mata yang tengok kau tu juling air.

    KALAU TAKNAK ORANG TENGOK, PERGI DUDUK BELAKANG ESBOK RUMAH MAK KAU DAN TOLONG MAK BUAT KUIH BADAK BERENDAM!

    Muka dah macam ikan cium-cium ada hati nak feeling orang tengok…TUIKK!!!! 😂😂😂

    PS: Saya tak marah. Saya cuma keluarkan lendir aje

     

    Sumber: Di mana-mana (:

    #peacenowar #R1C #ramadanbulanyangsuci

  • Jubah, Abaya Bukan Baju Raya Kita, Tegas Erma Fatima

    Jubah, Abaya Bukan Baju Raya Kita, Tegas Erma Fatima

    Pengarah dan pelakon, Erma Fatima, ingin mengembalikan gaya tradisional orang Melayu dengan memperkenalkan koleksi pakaian Mak Cun, rekaannya sendiri yang berdasarkan watak popularnya menerusi drama popular siaran TV3, menurut satu laporan BH Online.

    Menurut bintang berpengalaman itu, gaya tradisi seperti kebaya bukan sekadar boleh dipakai pada musim perayaan seperti Aidilfitri, malah pakaian sedemikian sesuai untuk kegunaan seharian. “Koleksi Mak Cun ditampilkan dengan mengambil ilham daripada watak yang saya lakonkan dalam drama terbabit.

    Manakala satu lagi koleksi saya, Khalif, pula adalah rekaan yang diilhamkan daripada pakaian yang saya gemari. “Saya jenis wanita yang suka bergaya pelik, tetapi tidak melupakan elemen batik untuk setiap koleksi yang dihasilkan. Jadi, saya suai padankan semuanya.

    “Koleksi saya pun hanya menggunakan kain kapas dan tidak mahal. Ia pakaian harian yang sangat praktikal. Sejujurnya, dua koleksi saya hasilkan ini bertujuan untuk mengembalikan gaya tradisi ketika sambutan raya dan pemakaian harian,” katanya kepada BH Online.

    Menurut Erma, beliau tidak memilih konsep beraya dengan jubah atau abaya. “Jubah dan abaya bukan baju raya kita. Gaya sedemikian adalah lebih kepada orang Arab. Saya pula mahu kembalikan gaya Melayu yang masih bercirikan ketimuran,” katanya. Menyentuh pembabitannya dalam dunia penghasilan pakaian, Erma berkata beliau tidak berhasrat menjadi pereka fesyen.

    “Saya memang bukan nak jadi pereka fesyen, malah tidak berminat pun untuk menuju ke arah itu. Saya hanya mahu memartabatkan pakaian yang masih berteraskan Muslimah dan menutup aurat. Ia juga bersifat tradisional dengan gaya wanita Melayu dan klasik. Saya buat baju yang saya suka pakai dan atas dasar ‘seronok-seronok’ saja.

    “Saya yang reka pakaian berkenaan dan meminta bantuan tukang jahit bagi menterjemahkannya ke bentuk yang saya ingini. Pereka fesyen, Ashraf Zainal, terutamanya banyak membantu saya dalam hal ini,” katanya dalam laporan akhbar tersebut.

    Source: http://berita.mediacorp.sg/

  • If Not Ready To Be Inclusive, Please Don’t Use Iftar In Description Of A Non-Halal Potluck

    If Not Ready To Be Inclusive, Please Don’t Use Iftar In Description Of A Non-Halal Potluck

    Someone shared a flyer about “Potluck Iftar Dinner @ Block 101” organised by Choa Chu Kang Zone 3 Committee. To what seem to be a joke or surprise to some, the flyer added a note saying all residents are welcomed. Those who are interested in attending the dinner are expecting to bring at least one signature dish (halal/non-halal per family). The person who shared then suggested that any non-muslim organiser should avoid using Islamic terms like Iftar or Ramadan, ie. Bazar Ramadan, if they are not ready to be inclusive.

    Don’t believe? See it for yourself below.

     

    May I suggest any non-muslim organiser to avoid using Islamic terms like Iftar or Ramadan, ie. Bazar Ramadan, if you are not ready to be inclusive. This is to avoid unnecessary confusion. I would also like to suggest our muslim MPs to remind your colleagues to be more sensitive when using these terms. And RC members, please get the approval from your Muslim advisors or MPs before you disseminate such invitations. Thank you for your understanding.

     

    Source: Zait Ismail Halimah Masa’ed

  • Singapore Malayus, You All Looking For President Or A Budayawan? Melayu Kecam Hingga Tak Beri 2nd Chance Ke?

    Singapore Malayus, You All Looking For President Or A Budayawan? Melayu Kecam Hingga Tak Beri 2nd Chance Ke?

    Y’all looking for a President or a Budayawan? You all talk cock why Malay cannot be this why Malay cannot be that then when got Malay representation you all damn kaninabuay. His company is worth over $200 million. Kau duit installment motor pun terkial-kial nak bayar lu rilek sua.

    Aku dah cakap dah. Our community punya minority complex one kind. Ada je tak kena. Penguasaan Bahasa Melayu dia kurang bagus, big fucking deal. Kau try aku letak camera depan muka kau suruh kau bertutur dalam Bahasa Ibunda. Korang English dah half past six the only English words you all know are “Please Make This Viral” lepas tu exclamation mark letak belasan lebih. Language can be learned, polished. Business acumen, resilience, kau ada?

    Kau takda. Also, how Malay you all want him to be? Kau expect dia pakai tanjak, keluarkan keris, bersyair depan reporters? And people actually have the nerve to make fun of how his wife look? She is swimming in money. Kau swim dalam apa? Hutang? Duduk depan TV tengok JUS hoping to get $10,000 dalam cabutan bertuah ke? Sungai.

    Orang tu baru je pick up his papers. He is not even approved to run as a candidate and the community is already being damn cibai. Way to go. Bangsa lain cuma tinggal ketawakan kita. Kalau macam gini toksah ada Malay president sua. Korang not ready, evidently. Korang keluar, take a drive, roll down your window, godeh-godeh your 12 inch glow in the dark dildo gearstick, blast lagu Despacito pun cantik.

     

    Source: Hafidz Abdul Rahman

  • PM Lee Breaks Fast With Congregants At Newly Upgraded Al-Muttaqin Mosque

    PM Lee Breaks Fast With Congregants At Newly Upgraded Al-Muttaqin Mosque

    Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong on Tuesday (Jun 6) joined congregants and residents from the Muslim community in iftar, or breaking fast, at at Ang Mo Kio’s Masjid Al-Muttaqin.

    Mr Lee also went on a tour of the nearly 40-year-old mosque, which recently completed its upgrading works. The upgraded facility now has a capacity of 3,500, an increase of 500 prayer spaces, and barrier-free access to accommodate the growing number of senior citizens frequenting the mosque.

    Minister-in-Charge of Muslim Affairs Yaacob Ibrahim who was at the event said Mr Lee was impressed with the mosque’s new look and its enhanced facilities.

    “It is a good occasion for PM Lee to come to Al-Muttaqin as the mosque had just been renovated. We briefed him on the renovation and new prayer spaces that were created as well as new design. The mosque updated him on its various activities including its collaboration with Mendaki,” said Dr Yaacob. “All in all, he is happy with the visit, and he says the mosque design is very welcoming and refreshing.”

    Mr Lee was also joined by his fellow Members of Parliament for Ang Mo Kio GRC, Dr Koh Poh Koon, Dr Intan Azura Mokhtar, Daryl David and Gan Thiam Poh.

    “Iftar is something we have done for a long time whereby we open our mosques during fasting month and Hari Raya,” said Dr Yaacob. “We open our doors to all races and backgrounds, we always encourage our mosques to do so across the island. We also have people from the constituency who visit us and this is a testament to the ties that binds us as a society. Coming together over a meal is always a good occasion and iftar offers this, coming together of local Singaporeans, foreign workers and people from all races.”

     

    Source: http://www.channelnewsasia.com/