Tag: Satire

  • Satire Becomes Reality As North Korea Really Sends Congratulatory Message To President Halimah Yacob

    Satire Becomes Reality As North Korea Really Sends Congratulatory Message To President Halimah Yacob

    With Halimah Yacob strolling straight into the highest office in the land as the country’s new president, folks have pointed out the similarities Singapore shared in the election process to a certain country that also has its leader unanimously “voted” for by its people.

    It’s North Korea, by the way.

    Satire site New Nation pushed out a satirical post about how the hermit kingdom’s ruler, Kim Jong-un, congratulated President Halimah Yacob for “achieving a solid decisive win without the need for an election”.

    This, of course, refers to the fact that Halimah didn’t even need to be voted into office, as she was the only certified candidate in the presidential election.

    “His Supreme Leader is impressed by the Singapore system of president selection make mandatory for uniting the people in chance to choose great leader,” wrote New Nation author Wang Pei, attributing the quote to a fictionalized fax North Korea sent.

    “This is an achievement that has not been invented even in the motherland, where elections are time for the people to renew their faith in the Dear Leader.” Cue laugh track.

    But satire was about to become reality. Turns out Pyongyang really did send a congratulatory message to Singapore’s new president.

    According to KCNA Watch — a site that aggregates output from the Korean Central News Agency — President of the Presidium of the Supreme People’s Assembly of North Korea Kim Yong-Nam did so upon President Halimah’s assumption of the office yesterday.

    “Expressing expectation that the friendly and cooperative relations between the two countries would grow stronger on the principle of respect for sovereignty and mutual benefits, the message sincerely wished the Singaporean president success in her work for the prosperity of the country”.

    Of course, there weren’t any references to how the first female president of Singapore got the role without any challenges. That’d be too on the nose, probably.

     

    Source: https://coconuts.co

  • No Contradictions In Condemning Charlie Hebdo Murders And Cartoons

    No Contradictions In Condemning Charlie Hebdo Murders And Cartoons

    I am surprised the report “Latest Charlie Hebdo cover continues to roil Muslim world” (Jan 18, online) asserts that the reaction across the Muslim world was “somewhat contradictory” because Muslims in general condemned both the murders and the cartoons.

    There is no contradiction. Condemning the murders is a non-issue, as no sane person would justify such actions, yet it does not mean we must agree with the cartoonists’ actions.

    This is not a black-and-white issue; there is room for a nuanced view, which is the position of most Muslims. Killing is unacceptable; so is mocking the faiths of others. Instead of being contradictory, this position is the closest to justice.

    The two acts are not equal, no doubt, but neither are both moral. Thankfully, most Singaporeans have never believed in unlimited free speech, especially when it comes to denigrating religion.

    Most humans accept that it is vile and vulgar to insult another person’s parents. It would perhaps be instructive to state that Muslims consider our Prophet to be dearer to us than our parents.

    So, it is unreasonable to expect us to be comfortable with others mocking him in the name of freedom and satire. Even if we believe in complete freedom of speech, including the freedom to offend, there is no need to laud the people of Charlie Hebdo as martyrs, heroes or the saving grace of humanity, as some have done.

    People who believe in complete free speech should defend their right to say what they want without defending what is said, or worse, elevating it to an undeserved status.

    They may have a right to say what they want, considering the boundaries French society has set for itself, but that does not make them good humans. Many others have the same right, yet choose to exercise the right to respect, not offend.

     

    Source: Walid Jumblatt Abdullah at www.todayonline.com

  • Charlie Hebdo Saga Ends With More Bloodshed

    Charlie Hebdo Saga Ends With More Bloodshed

    DAMMARTIN-EN-GOËLE, France: Elite French police stormed a printworks and a Jewish supermarket Friday (Jan 9), killing two brothers wanted for the Charlie Hebdo attack and an apparent accomplice who had taken hostages in two separate sieges that traumatised France.

    Explosions rocked a small printing firm in the village of Dammartin-en-Goele, northeast of Paris, and smoke poured from the building as the heavily armed forces mounted their assault as night fell.

    The two Islamists launched a desperate escape bid, charging out of the building firing at the security forces before being cut down in their tracks, a security source said.

    Members of the French police special forces evacuate the hostages after launching the assault at a kosher grocery store in Porte de Vincennes, eastern Paris. (Photo: AFP/THOMAS SAMSON)

    Meanwhile, in the east of Paris, gunfire erupted as police stormed the Jewish store, where at least one armed assailant had seized five hostages after two people were killed in a gun battle. The gunman was also killed, security sources said, as terrified hostages were seen running out of the store.

    The dramatic climax to the two stand-offs brought to an end more than 48 hours of fear and uncertainty in the country that began when the two brothers slaughtered 12 people at Charlie Hebdo in the bloodiest attack on French soil in half a century.

    The hostage-taker in the eastern Porte de Vincennes area of Paris was suspected of gunning down a policewoman in southern Paris Thursday and knew at least one of the Charlie Hebdo gunmen. French police released mugshots of the man, Amedy Coulibaly, 32, as well as a woman named as 26-year-old Hayat Boumeddiene, also wanted over the shooting of the policewoman.

    The Porte de Vincennes area in eastern Paris was swamped with police who shut down the city’s ringroad as well as schools and shops in the area.

     

    Source: www.channelnewsasia.com

  • Charlie Hebdo Has Long Been Targeted By Hardliners For Their Continued Flippant Depiction Of Islam

    Charlie Hebdo Has Long Been Targeted By Hardliners For Their Continued Flippant Depiction Of Islam

    PARIS: The massacre Wednesday (Jan 7) at French weekly Charlie Hebdo took place after years of confrontation between the satirical publication and Islamists infuriated by what they see as its attacks on their religion.

    Its offices were fire-bombed in November 2011 when it published caricatures of the Muslim prophet Mohammed but there were no casualties in that attack.

    Its latest issue’s front page highlighted yet another polemic about Islam, with a focus on controversial French author Michel Houellebecq and his latest book, “Soumission” (“Submission”), which imagines a France in 2022 under Muslim rule.

    The weekly publication, which seeks to provoke, amuse and inform mostly through irreverent cartoons, was under police protection when Wednesday’s assault happened because of the constant threat it was working under. Two policemen were among those killed.

    The weekly started in 1970, taking inspiration for its name from the American comic book character Charlie Brown and with the aim of mocking celebrities, political leaders and religions. It never changed course, even as the threats piled up.

    In 2006, Charlie Hebdo became a major target for Islamists when it reprinted 12 cartoons of Mohammed published by the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten in a statement for freedom of expression. The cartoons, including one which showed a bomb in place of a turban, prompted violent protests in Muslim countries.

    “There have been constant threats since the Mohammed caricatures were published,” Richard Malka, Charlie Hebdo’s lawyer, told RTL radio after the deadly attack. “We’ve lived under the threats for eight years. There was protection. But there is nothing that could be done against savages who come with Kalashnikovs.”

    Malka, clearly shaken, said it was “madness” to be targeted with violence “simply for making cartoons”. “The newspaper only defended freedom of expression, freedom quite simply… and today journalists, cartoonists – simple cartoonists – paid a heavy price for that.”

    THREATS, HACKS

    In 2008, France’s courts acquitted Charlie Hebdo of a charge of “insulting Muslims” with the Mohammed cartoons, saying the images were “clearly” aimed at extremist Islamists and not the entire Muslim community.

    The 2011 cartoon – for which Charlie Hebdo changed its masthead to “Sharia Hebdo” – depicted Mohammed laughing. The day that edition came out, the paper’s offices were set alight by what the government claimed were “fundamentalist Muslims”.

    The 47-year-old editor-in-chief of Charlie Hebdo, Stephane “Charb” Charbonnier, also one of its cartoonists, was among those killed. He had been assigned police bodyguards for the past three years. The newspaper lost three other cartoonists in the attack.

    The newspaper’s website was also hacked several times. In 2011, its home screen was replaced with a photo of Mecca with the message “No God but Allah”. In 2012, more caricatures printed by Charlie Hebdo sparked fierce criticism in many Muslim countries, forcing the French government to react. Charlie Hebdo sells 30,000 copies in an average week, and recently appealed for donations to stay afloat.

     

    Source: www.channelnewsasia.com

  • Attack On Satirical Magazine Charlie Hebdo Leaves 12 Dead

    Attack On Satirical Magazine Charlie Hebdo Leaves 12 Dead

    PARIS: Heavily-armed men shouting “Allahu Akbar” stormed the Paris headquarters of a satirical weekly on Wednesday (Jan 7), killing 12 people in cold blood in the worst attack in France in decades.

    The assault on Charlie Hebdo headquarters in a quiet Paris neighbourhood sparked a massive manhunt as the gunmen managed to escape, executing a wounded police officer as they fled. The men remained on the run in the early evening, with few clues on their whereabouts and parts of the French capital in lockdown.

    French Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve said security forces were hunting for three gunmen after the noon-time attack on the weekly. French police said they have identified three suspects who were allegedly behind the attack.

    Two of the suspects are believed to be brothers – Said Kouachi and Cherif Kouachi – both in their thirties. The third suspect is named as Hamyd Mourad, who is 18 years old. Reports said the trio are linked to a Yemeni terrorist network.

    Victims included four prominent cartoonists, including the chief editor, who had been holding a morning meeting when the assailants armed with Kalashnikovs burst in and opened fire, officials said.

    President Francois Hollande immediately rushed to the scene of what he called “an act of exceptional barbarism” and “undoubtedly a terrorist attack.”

    Amateur video shot after the bloodbath showed two men masked and dressed head-to-toe in black military style running toward a wounded policeman as he lay on the pavement. The attacker says “you wanted to kill me?” before shooting the officer in the head execution style. The gunmen then climb into their getaway vehicle and drive off.

    Large numbers of police and ambulances rushed to the scene, where shocked residents spilled into the streets. Reporters saw bullet-riddled windows and people being carried out on stretchers. Two police were confirmed among the dead and four people were critically injured.

    The attack took place at a time of heightened fears in France and other European capitals over fallout from the wars in Iraq and Syria, where hundreds of European citizens have gone to fight alongside the radical Islamic State group. In a sign of such tensions, a media group’s office in Madrid was evacuated later in the day after a suspicious package was sent there.

    THESE GUYS WERE SERIOUS

    One man, who witnessed the attack, described a scene like “in a movie.” “I saw them leaving and shooting. They were wearing masks. These guys were serious,” said the man who declined to give his name. “At first I thought it was special forces chasing drug traffickers or something.”

    An employee at a nearby daycare centre said he was walking with children when panic erupted. “People leaned out of the window and yelled at me to get off the pavement,” he said. “We got out of there very fast,” said Jean-Paul Chevalier, 56. “People were  panicking. I heard shooting.”

    Hollande called for “national unity”, adding that “several terrorist attacks had been foiled in recent weeks”. US President Barack Obama condemned the attack, while British Prime Minister David Cameron called it “sickening.” German Chancellor Angela Merkel said the attack was “despicable” and Russian President Vladimir Putin as well as the Arab League condemned the violence.

    Wednesday’s shooting was the worst attack in France in at least four decades. It revived fears of a return to the dark days of the 1980s and 1990s when France was hit by a wave of extremist violence.

     

    In 1995, a bomb in a commuter train blamed on Algerian extremists exploded at the Saint Michel metro station in Paris, killing eight and wounding 119. Al-Qaeda inspired gunman Mohamed Merah killed seven people in and around the southern city of Toulouse in 2012. His victims included three French soldiers and four Jews – three children and a rabbi.

    DEATH THREATS

    The satirical newspaper attack on Wednesday gained notoriety in February 2006 when it reprinted cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed that had originally appeared in Danish daily Jyllands-Posten, causing fury across the Muslim world. Its offices were fire-bombed in November 2011 when it published a cartoon of Mohammed under the title “Sharia Hebdo”.

    Despite being taken to court under anti-racism laws, the weekly continued to publish controversial cartoons of the Muslim prophet. In September 2012, Charlie Hebdo published cartoons of a naked Mohammed as violent protests were taking place in several countries over a low-budget film, titled “Innocence of Muslims”, which was made in the United States and insulted the prophet.

    Wednesday’s attack began with the gunmen first going to the wrong address at 6 rue Nicolas Appert, where the paper’s archives are located. After realising their mistake they moved a few doors down to the weekly’s headquarters.

    Editor-in-chief Stephane Charbonnier, known as Charb and who had lived under police protection after receiving death threats, was among the victims. Others included Jean Cabut, known across France as Cabu; Georges Wolinski; and Bernard Verlhac, better known as Tignous.

    The publication’s website went down after the attack before coming back on line with the single image of the words “I am Charlie” which has been trending worldwide on social media. Thousands of people gathered on the large Republique square in Paris holding up banners of the phrase.

    The attack took place on the day the latest edition of Charlie Hebdo was published, featuring controversial author French Michel Houellebecq, whose latest book “Soumission”, or “Submission,” imagines a France in the near future that is ruled by an Islamic government.

     

    Source: www.channelnewsasia.com and www.bbc.com