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  • Abang Kasi Warning Bagi Semua Yang Berniat Ke Bazaar Geylang

    Abang Kasi Warning Bagi Semua Yang Berniat Ke Bazaar Geylang

    Amaran Bagi Yang Nak Ke Bazaar Geylang.

    Amaran #1

    Barang siapa yang nak ke Bazaar Geylang, walaupun tu status Facebook awak, elakkan dari menaip status yg berbau kebodohan tahap gaban. Elakkan dari menaip status seperti,

    “ALAMAK!!! Amacam boleh jumpa dekni kat sini plak!”.

    Ingat. Awak tu bukan Ronaldo atau Beyoncé. Jangan nak feeling ‘famous’ dan orang tak boleh terjumpa atau tegur. Ni Bazaar Geylang! Orang Melayu Muslim mesti lah turun sini. Kalau taknak orang yang kita kenal jumpa pergi taman haiwan!

    Amaran #2

    Barang siapa yang nak pergi Geylang untuk tangkap handsome dan jambu, please make sure muka handsome dan jambu. Jangan step pergi Geylang dgn sebab,

    “I nak beli dendeng ahh…”.

    Padahal nak tangkap handsome. Pada minah2 yg nak tangkap jambu kat Bazaar Geylang, bedak muka dengan warna tengkuk make sure tonasi jangan lari banyak! Foundation mata tak payah nak tarak mcm gila. Nanti orang ingat Kai Kai dan Jia Jia dah susah! Takut nampak beruang panda kat Bazaar!

    Amaran #3

    Harap sesiapa yang akan ke Bazaar Geylang sabar dengan kesesakkan orang di sana. Jangan jadi bangang tanya kat Facebook ‘kenapa ada ramai orang sey?’ Ini Bazaar Geylang! Kalau nak senyap dan takde orang, pergi kubur! Library these days pon dah bising…

    Amaran #4

    Pada minah2 baru nak 7Up, jangan feeling orang tgh tgk kan muka awak yg Mak masih cucikan seluar dalam dengan menaip status yg berbunyik,

    “Stoppit seyyy dari tadi tengok aku! Irritz purgh!”.

    Eh Bangau! Mungkin dia tengok kau pasal beberapa perkara. Antaranya,

    a) Muka kau mcm orang dia kenal.

    b) Kau pakai baju low-cut neckline nya tapi masih tak nampak apa-apa (Tipah tertipu!)

    7) Mata yang tengok kau tu juling air.

    KALAU TAKNAK ORANG TENGOK, PERGI DUDUK BELAKANG ESBOK RUMAH MAK KAU DAN TOLONG MAK BUAT KUIH BADAK BERENDAM!

    Muka dah macam ikan cium-cium ada hati nak feeling orang tengok…TUIKK!!!! ???

    PS: Saya tak marah. Saya cuma keluarkan lendir aje

     

    Source: Putra Andiaz

  • Accidentally Drank While Fasting? Don’t Worry, Continue Fasting

    Accidentally Drank While Fasting? Don’t Worry, Continue Fasting

    ‪#‎SecondDayofRamadhan‬
    ‪#‎OldHabitsDieHard‬

    Walked into the conference room for a meeting and did my usual routine. Sat down and answered some emails while waiting for others. My good friend, Thiagarajan Subramaniam, came in and asked, “Is that a cup of milo I see next to you?”. I was bewildered for a moment before realising I was sipping the milo while answering my email! MasyaAllah! Never thought this could happen to me.

     

    Source: Zainal Sapari

  • Maid Fed Baby Milk Contaminated With Her Urine

    Maid Fed Baby Milk Contaminated With Her Urine

    The maid was unhappy that her employer’s mother-in-law had scolded her.

    She decided to get back at the family – by feeding their four-year-old a bottle of milk mixed with her urine.

    She also mixed her urine into a flask of water that the family later drank from.

    Her employer thought the water tasted odd and grew more suspicious after noticing her taking the flask out of a bedroom and washing it.

    He took the maid back to the agency, where she eventually confessed to her deeds.

    She told the authorities that she did so as she wanted the family to listen and be obedient to her.

    On Monday, the maid, Ela, 27, an Indonesian who goes by only one name, was jailed six weeks for mischief.

    Court papers said Ela started working for her employer, his wife, and two children, aged four and eight, in September last year.

    We are not naming them due to a gag order to protect the children’s identities.

    Sometime in October, Ela was scolded by her employer’s mother-in-law.

    TAINTED

    On Oct 16, she urinated into a small plastic cup and added the urine into a bottle containing milk.

    She fed her employer’s younger child the tainted milk.

    Court papers said Ela also mixed the urine with some drinking water in a flask.

    That day, her employer’s wife returned home and poured some water from the flask to drink.

    She took a sip of the water, which appeared to be slightly yellow.

    She showed it to her husband, who took a sip and found that it tasted odd.

    The employer decided to keep the flask in his bedroom to observe the water the next day.

    He found that the contents of the flask smelled pungent the next day.

    But when asked if anything had happened to the water, Ela said no.

    On Oct 18, the employer found her washing the flask that she had taken from his bedroom and he made a police report.

    It is not the first time that maids have been convicted of tainting food or drinks.

    In May 2012, a 24-year-old Indonesian maid was jailed a month for tainting her employer’s coffee with her menstrual discharge because she believed that he would be nice to her after consuming the drink.

    Last April, another Indonesian maid was jailed three years for adding eucalyptus oil into packs of stored breast milk that were meant for her employer’s two-month-old son.

    She did so as she wanted to be scolded and sent back home.

    The court at the time heard that the Health Sciences Authority advises against feeding children eucalyptus oil as it contains terpineol, which has been known to cause fatalities.

     

    Source: www.tnp.sg

  • Malaysia To Begin Charging VEP On Foreign Vehicles Mid-July

    Malaysia To Begin Charging VEP On Foreign Vehicles Mid-July

    From mid-July, Malaysia will begin charging an RM20 (S$6.70) fee on Singapore-registered cars and foreign vehicles entering Johor under its Vehicle Entry Permit (VEP) system, the New Straits Times newspaper reported on Wednesday (June 8).

    The VEP system had been activated at the two land entry points in Johor at the Causeway and at the Second Link since June 1, although motorists were not charged the RM20 levy as the authorities were conducting a test run until July 15.

    Foreign motorists would only start to pay the RM20 road charge beginning July 16, the newspaper reported.

    Malaysia has repeatedly delayed implementing its levy, which was supposed to have taken effect on Aug 1 last year, due to technical issues. The levy can be paid only with a Touch ‘n Go card, a cash card that motorists use to pay toll fees on all Malaysian expressways.

    “The VEP system has been activated since June 1 and we have seen motorists from the neighbouring country giving their full cooperation and following the procedure,” said State Public Works, Rural and Regional Development Committee chairman Datuk Hasni Mohammad. “The postponement in the RM20 VEP road charge is to ensure that the system would run smoothly,” he added.

    So far, about 120,000 Singaporean vehicles have registered under the VEP, according to Mr Hasni. He added that he was confident about the VEP system and its equipment.

     

    Source: The Straits Times

  • Laluan Hang Tuah Bawa Tun Teja Dikaji Bagi Buktikan Wujudnya Hang Tuah

    Laluan Hang Tuah Bawa Tun Teja Dikaji Bagi Buktikan Wujudnya Hang Tuah

    Ekspedisi jejak laluan Hang Tuah dari Sungai Muar hingga Sungai Pahang di Pahang dijangka dilaksanakan pada November sekiranya ia mendapat kerjasama tiga negeri yang terlibat.

    Pengerusi Institut Kajian Sejarah dan Patriotisme Malaysia (Iksep) Profesor Datuk Dr Mohd Jamil Mukmin berkata usaha itu perlu mendapat kebenaran daripada kerajaan Negeri Sembilan, Johor dan Pahang kerana ia melibatkan laluan sekitar 500 kilometer di negeri tersebut.

    Beliau juga menambah usaha itu turut melibatkan kerjasama Institut Alam dan Tamadun Melayu dan Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia.

    “Ekspedisi berkenaan digerakkan dengan penyertaan lebih 100 orang terdiri daripada golongan belia, kakitangan kerajaan dan media bagi menjejaki sekaligus membuktikan kewujudan Hang Tuah.

    “Antara kaedah yang akan digunakan adalah secara arkeologi, kajian manuskirp dan temu bual dengan penduduk asal di kawasan sepanjang laluan itu,” jelas Profesor Mohd Jamil.

    Beliau bercakap kepada para wartawan semasa majlis pembentangan hasil kajian awal jejak laluan Hang Tuah Membawa Tun Teja dari Pahang ke Melaka di Malaysia, hari ini (7 Jun).

    Majlis berkenaan turut dihadiri Ketua Menteri Melaka Datuk Seri Idris Haron.

    Profesor Mohd Jami mengulas lagi laluan berkenaan dikenal pasti digunakan Hang Tuah ketika membawa Tun Teja ke Melaka selain menjadi laluan pembesar, pahlawan, pedagang dan pendakwah khususnya dari Melaka ke Pahang dan sebaliknya.

    Sementara itu, Encik Idris berkata kerajaan negeri akan terus menyokong termasuk dari segi kewangan, usaha Iksep bagi membuktikan kewujudan Hang Tuah dan menjadikannya sebagai satu produk pelancongan baru negeri Melaka.

    “Ia perlu dilaksanakan secara serius dengan bukti-bukti sejarah sedia ada.

    “Kita tidak mahu keuwjudan Hang Tuah terus dipertikaikan padahal Melaka memang sinonim dengan nama pahlawan itu dan sejarah Kesultanan Melayu Melaka,” tegas Encik Idris.

    Source: Berita MediaCorp

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