Tag: isyak

  • A Story On The First Day Of Syawal

    A Story On The First Day Of Syawal

    A CONVERSATION ON THE FIRST OF SHAWWAL

    ISYAK: They came for me at the Masjid every night in Ramadhan… every night! I really thought they came for me. And I only realised I was wrong when our guest Mr Tarawih told me that they came for him and not me. I mean.. come on.. Im wajib and he’s sunnat..

    MAGHRIB: Me too bro… they were anxiously waiting for me to come every evening! They actually memorised my arrival time man! I was so happy until Mr Iftar told me they were waiting for him and not me.

    SUBUH: You guys should be thankful… They only came for me in the Masjid in the last 10 nights of Ramadhan. I thought they came for me but realised I was wrong when Mr Laylatul Qadr told me they came for him. And the saddest part was yesterday on 1st Shawwal. So many came although they were late. So many of them came. It was more than the numbers who came for Mr Jumaat. And then I realised they came for Mr Eid. Not me.

    LAYLATUL QADR: And those who knew my story, they only came on 5 of the odd nights, not 10. Imagine if Allah had revealed to them my actual date!

    ZUHUR & ASAR: [Silent, not understanding a single thing]

     

    Source: Aydarus Alhabshi

  • Melayu Suka Pesta dan Karaoke di Kolong Blok

    Melayu Suka Pesta dan Karaoke di Kolong Blok

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    Amy cheong

    Semalam di kampung aku, ada keluarga Melayu buat satu pesta (nak kata majlis walimah bukan).

    Mungkin pesta berkhatan atau hari lahir. Siap dengan belon. Majlis dibuka dengan Marhaban.  Bagus, Alhamdulillah.

    Tapi selepas itu, dia orang melalak berkaraoke sepanjang hari sehingga sampai waktu isyak.

    Oh Melayu ku, bila kamu semua mahu sedar. Pergilah berkaraoke di kelab karaoke. Nanti orang bangsa lain “complain”, kamu semua naik darah.

    Bangsa lain buat “bising” disebabkan kepercayaan agama mereka.

    Begitu juga majlis walimah kita dengan hadrah dan kompangnya kerana adat resam Melayu.

    Tapi kalau majlis berkaraoke – tidak payah lah. Menunjukkan orang kita suka sangat berhibur.

    Tidak ada faedahnya melainkan mengganggu ketenteraman orang lain di hujung minggu.

    Cukup lah dengan Majlis Persandingan – bagus sekali tidak perlu berkaraoke.

    Fikir-fikirkan lah.

    Kiriman pembaca Syahrul