Yellow Lizard Found In POST’s Waffle Crisp Cereals Was Not A Free Toy

Dear POST Cereals Singapore,

I have ,for many years, enjoyed your range of products from Honey Bunches of Oats, Great Grains and most recently, Waffle Crisp.

POST Waffle Crisp

Unfortunately when I opened my box of Waffle Crisp this morning to pour out a bowl of what I hoped to be delicious cereal, what instead came tumbling out along with the golden waffles was a lizard, a crispy yellow lizard to be exact.

Dead Lizard

I instinctively knew that this had to be the work of the arch nemesis of Waffle Boy, Professor Burnt Toast, and that he had planted this heinous ingredient in order to ruin the good name of Post.

I hence decided to take a few pictures of this devious crime and to swiftly alert the relevant authorities. I hope that you will be able to use this evidence to catch this horrible destroyer of good breakfasts.

Sadly, although we may be closer to winning the war against burnt toasts everywhere, the battle here was lost. I had to throw away the rest of my golden breakfast and seek nourishment elsewhere. I hope that you will be able to compensate me somehow so that I may continue to appreciate healthy but fun breakfasts.

Waffliciously Yours,
Nicholas Deroose

UPC code: 8491210370
Manufacturing code: JAN2016P26

 

Source: Nicholas Deroose

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