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  • Introducing The PAP’s New Singlish Dictionary: Something Every Singaporeans Must Know

    Introducing The PAP’s New Singlish Dictionary: Something Every Singaporeans Must Know

    In the name of PAP redefined words for self-serving political expediency, the following definitions, meanings and logics apply:-

    – Meritocracy is not the best man for the job but means selective choice based on political affinity.

    – Multi-racialism means 70% of population must always be Chinese. If not enough Chinese due to low birth rate just top up with any Chinese. Failure of which, racial problem arises because minority if increases in number will create racial tension. No evidence given just accept PAP’s logic.

    – GRC needed to guarantee minority representation because majority Chinese still racist therefore minority will never win one to one elections, as HDB racial quota policy ensures no constituency with majority, minority group is possible. Nevermind that JBJ and other minorities historically (latest being Muralli) did and can win single seats. Those are strange unexplained anomalies that are better for people to forget.

    – Malay can fail security clearance in Mindef while the new citizen Tiong can pass security. The new guy automatically more loyal and trustworthy than the indigenous Malay chap, even though originating from communist country. Again just trust PAP’s insights and wisdom.

    – No Halal kitchen in Navy ship equals no Malay is fine. Just tolerate and accept as nothing racist about it. Multi-million dollar paid PAP minister said so.

    – President must share because quietly some Malays desire it, PM cannot share as Chinese not ready for it and even if Malay want, can just ignore it.

    – And now, Black can be White, square is circle, Indian is Malay. To be decided by PAP appointed committee.

    – Country’s pledge good to say but not priority to live by, as will undermine all of the above.

    – PAP logic dictates that after 52 years of independence, people don’t wise up overtime but instead somehow become more racist naturally.

    Welcome to PAP’s New Singlish dictionary.

    Only that we, the people will pay the price by having our intellect dumbed down and our full political freedom denied in the name of their democracy (read as democrazy).

     

    Source: Damanhuri Bin Abas

  • 1m-Long Gigantic Spider Spotted At Changi Village Carpark; A Daytime Nightmare

    1m-Long Gigantic Spider Spotted At Changi Village Carpark; A Daytime Nightmare

    How would you feel if you came across a spider more than 1m long?

    That was exactly what happened to Stomper Spiderman, who chanced upon the gigantic arachnid in its web while she was having a meal at Changi Village yesterday (Sept 8) at 2pm.

    According to Spiderman who compared the spider’s length to the bricks behind it, it measured more than 40 inches, and was about a meter in length.

    Said the terrified Spiderman:

    “It was very big.

    “I would advise residents in the vicinity to close their windows.”

     

    Source: http://stomp.straitstimes.com

  • Mohd Andrian Ridzuan, 14 Tahun, Dilaporkan Hilang; Last Seen @ Blk 698C Jurong West Central 3

    Mohd Andrian Ridzuan, 14 Tahun, Dilaporkan Hilang; Last Seen @ Blk 698C Jurong West Central 3

    Pasukan Polis Singapura (SPF) merayu kepada orang ramai untuk membantu mencari Mohd Andrian Ridzuan yang berusia 14 tahun.

    Dalam kenyataan media yang dikeluarkan hari ini (11 Sep), SPF mendedahkan bahawa kali terakhir Mohd Andrian Ridzuan dilihat adalah sekitar 2.00 petang di Blk 698C Jurong West Central 3 pada 4 September 2017.

    Sesiapa yang mempunyai maklumat diminta menghubungi hotline polis di talian 1800-255-0000 atau melalui online di www.police.gov.sg/iwitness.

    Semua maklumat yang diterima akan dirahsiakan.

     

    Source: http://berita.mediacorp.sg/

  • Attention: Malay Population In Singapore At Its Peak Due To All Muslims Considered A Malay

    Attention: Malay Population In Singapore At Its Peak Due To All Muslims Considered A Malay

    It’s getting more and more confusing now. Or is it not?

    If “people” are saying that religion determines the race then this a development in a way. Let’s do some mathematical analysis.

    The given arguments are:

    A Malay is not a Malay only if he/she is a Christian. (lose)

    An Indian is a Malay if he/she is a Muslim. (add)

    So going by the same argument,

    If a Chinese or a Caucasian(others) are Muslims, he/she is a Malay. (add)

    Well then let’s revise the national population ratio. Overall there should be more Malays now because technically all Muslims are considered as Malays. And there should be a reduction of in the population of Indians and Chinese now that their Muslims brethren are classified as Malays. So hurray! Our Malay population has grown! #makemalaygreatagain

    (What about Indians or Chinese who are Christians? Because generally Indians are Hindus and Chinese are Taoists or Buddhists. Jeng jeng jeng….)

     

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  • Confirmed That Malay Race Is Essentially Muslim, All Indian Muslims Are Malays But Christian Malays Are Not Malays

    Confirmed That Malay Race Is Essentially Muslim, All Indian Muslims Are Malays But Christian Malays Are Not Malays

    At the Institute of Policy forum yesterday (Sep 8), Minister of State Chan Chun Sing and Senior Minister of State Janil Puthucheary both confirmed that the Malay race is essentially Muslim and that all Indian Muslims are Malays, and Christian Malays are not Malays.

    The two Ministers were responding to a Malay Christian IPS professor Dr Mathew Mathews and NUS law professor Dr Kevin Tan. Minister Chan Chun Sing said it is “common-sensical” a person’s race is decided by the 16-member committee under Lee Hsien Loong:

    “A 16-member committee will certify a prospective candidate’s racial group. The very concept of race evolves and the system to determine one’s race should not take a definitive, restrictive, exclusive approach. The community must come to terms (with) who best represents them. If the community accepts someone… then who else outside the community will want to dispute that and who else in the community will want to dispute that? So it’s a very common-sensical way to allow the community to decide for themselves.”

    Senior Minister Janil Puthucheary told Dr Mathew Mathews that he might be a Malay but he will be denied the contest because he is Christian. The Minister then tell the Christian Malay to contest in an “open” election:

    “If the Malay community changes its aspirations and its sense of what makes a Malay five years from now, there should be a way to reflect that in the choice of candidate, without us having to go for a potentially very divisive Constitutional amendment. The hypothetical individual mentioned by Dr Mathew could feel excluded, but the individual could still contest in an open election.”

    NUS law professor Dr Kevin Tan confirmed that the government having the final call on what race a person is is unconstitutional:

    “That the decisions of the Community Committee— which also assesses minority candidates under the Group Representation Constituency system in General Elections — are final, is also a problem. That is probably unconstitutional… The basic fundamental principle about the separation of powers is that if the court has to interpret the constitution, no branch of the Government can tell the court what to do.”

     

    Source: https://statestimesreview.com