I was minding my own business downstairs when I overheard an old Chinese lady asking her grandchild to hurry up before the Malay guy kidnaps you.
Being the civic-minded person that I am, I took a quick glance around and I realised the Malay kidnapper she was referring to was me. So I did what any rational person put in that situation would’ve done.
I turned my head ever so slowly to the direction of this little 6-year-old girl with a straight face and proceeded to put on the creepiest smile I could muster.
I hope she has nightmares of me tonight.
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Source: Farkhan Salleh
