BREAKING NEWS!!!!
I, Shahrizal Bin Salleh, will strengthen my campaign to be the next President of the Republic of Singapura! I believe I am the forefront in this race and this position is mine to lose.
After having the backing of our minister K Shanmugam weeks back, now I have Madame Speaker Halimah Yakob as my sous chef!
Everything now has fallen into places. This is history in the making! I believe I will be the first Chef to be the President of a developed country.
This is what will happen when I am president:
1. There will be no hungry citizen in my country. I will give whatever fundings needed to @free_food_for_all to feed every hungry people in Singapura!
2. The IRC will not be only for blessing the F1 track.
3. Have a 3 day food and music festival during National Day at the Istana. @bushmenspore and @wickedaura will headline the music fest. Alcohol Free of course. Wo dè Muslim ma….. Yes I am President but Allah is my Big Lau Pan. Obey Him I must. 
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4. There will be no wall around Yishun. Infact I love Yishun! Few of my ex-gfs are from there and they were ehem ehem. 😝😝😝😝😝
Well that’s it for now. More will be reveal after I am sworn into office as the next President of the Republic of Singapura.
Thank you.
*taking a bow*
@ Marsiling Community Club
Source: Shahrizal Salleh
