The Elections Department (ELD) is tweaking the rules again, raising maximum spending limit from $3.50 to $4.00 per voter, tilting the “level playing” field to political parties with deeper pockets. Other changes include new ballot papers featuring candidates’ mugshots “to help the elderly identify the candidates”. Since we only get to see these guys face to face once in fifty five years, we won’t know the purity of their hearts from a brief encounter. What they should include is an accompanying short quote reflective of their true colours:
“If you’re lazy and work less, you’ll have less Medisave” – Khaw Boon Wan
“Without foreign workers, Singapore is likely to become a ‘garbage city’. Cleanliness is a character thing. It shows who you really are.” – Goh Chok Tong on Tokyo has no rubbish even though the Japanese capital has no rubbish bins in public places
“A manpower policy that advocates hiring “Singaporeans first” will not benefit the economy in the long term” – Senior Minister of State for Manpower Amy Khor
“We (also) need to reflect, are we the way they described?” – Baey Yam Keng on Sun Xu’s “more dogs than humans in Singapore”
“However, it may not be wise to call for the tradeoffs to be tilted further to an extent that it dissuades good people from coming forward in future” – Grace Fu on ministerial pay cut
“Some cardboard collectors treat it (collection of cardboards) as a form of exercise and activity rather than being cooped up at home” – Tan Chuan Jin
“Well, everybody has a car, we have two — my wife drives one, I drive one. We are both professionals, we need to travel” – Koh Poh Koon on car ownership
“…I regret making the decision because, in the end, the baby continued to be in intensive care, and KKH now runs up a total bill of more than $300,000…”- Lim Hng Kiang on regretting the decision to save a baby’s life.
“If we spent 387 million dollars, will we get value from that expenditure? In my mind, the answer… is yes.” – Vivian Balakrishnan on YOG budget blowout
“Whether a participant perished or survived depended on where he or she happened to be at the time.” Heng Swee Kiat on why 12 year olds died on Mt Kinabalu
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* The writer blogs at singaporedesk.blogspot.com.
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